When Boomers go crumple

If the potential for severe ecological damage wasn’t so sevre the events in the Atlantic ocean when two SSBN’s (one british, one french) collided would be actually quite funny.


Was it that the Froggie Captain was driving on the wrong side of the ocean?

or was it Roast Beef pride that stopped them giving way to the cheese eating surrender monkeys?

As both subs would have be using their passive sonars it is more likely

A, the accoustic signature of bboth subs was so low that neither sonar suite picked the other up.


B,  neither sub captain were maintaining a suitable watch schedule in their Sonar depts

its just not cricket!

10 Responses to “When Boomers go crumple”

  1. Big Bad Al Says:

    We have Road Rage and Space Rage (two satellites crashing) now we have Underwater Rage.

  2. Damian Says:

    When is one of the captains going to admit that they were playing “chicken”?

  3. LERMONTOV Says:

    Apparently, their anti-sonar equipment worked so well that neither could detect the other!

    It’d be bloody scary

  4. havock21 Says:

    FUCK, no seat belts either, man, bet that woke up the watch that was asleep.

    Q, Does the RACV operate that far out or the British / Frog equivalent. LMAO.

  5. Dr Yobbo Says:

    That’s going to be a bastard of an insurance claim form. Dare say someone’s losing their no claims bonus on that one.

    Definitely a testament to the tech on board though, that anti-sonar shizzle appears to work…

  6. Nautilus Says:

    Same thing happened in my bath the other day.

  7. abefrellman Says:

    Damn, when I saw the title I thought you were announcing the demise of the baby boomer generation.

  8. chazfh Says:

    Abe no such luck sorry…..

  9. maggsworld Says:

    I think they were all bored and spiced things up a little for the boys sentenced under da water… How did they get caught out? Maggs

  10. Bangar Says:

    So who pulled the Crazy Ivan?

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