A 12 year old food critic? Bollocks!

I had to laugh at this article in the SMH

http://www.smh.com.au/news/entertainment/young-critic/2009/04/07/1238869961814.html

The boy is obviously a spoiled brat, and i quote from his comments about a recent trip to italy

“Everything about the food was so authentic – the taste, the presentation, the ingredients. I don’t think I’ll eat so well again.”

Idiot, he’s obviously never been to France.

I just wonder who’s pushing him because it’ll only be a short period of time if he keeps this up before he’ll be snorting blow off the thighs of comely waitresses and licking Cognac off their nipples (not that there anything worng with that).

Lets face it nothing good comes of being a restaurant critic for too long..eh JB?

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9 Responses to “A 12 year old food critic? Bollocks!”

  1. LERMONTOV Says:

    “it’ll only be a short period of time if he keeps this up before he’ll be snorting blow off the thighs of comely waitresses and licking Cognac off their nipples ”

    That is my long term career goal – this little fucker may have achieved that by 13. Tis an unfair life Chaz – loved your fic. Full comments to follow

  2. chazfh Says:

    Lerm and there is nothing worse than having to deal with the leavings of the 13 year old!!!

  3. maggsworld Says:

    sloppy seconds??LOL Oh the shame boys!!!

  4. Dr Yobbo Says:

    Take solace in the fact that he will be bullied, relentlessly, from this day until the end of time, on account of being a complete tosser.

  5. beeso Says:

    parenting the snob way 101

  6. Domesitc Daze Says:

    If one of my boys had said that, they would be still sleeping on the roof. They wouldn’t be game to get near me.
    Chaz, we need to form some sort of support group for Lerm, someone to find a comely thighed, nicely nippled, nubile young, wench to help young Lerm regain his confidence or happy, or something. Think I am going to stop writing stuff right about now.

  7. chazfh Says:

    DD, Lerm doesn’t lack confidence, it’s just a matter of not having quite enough money to spend more on wine and women!

  8. Moko Says:

    Wonder how many restaurant critics get sued for defamation?.

  9. LERMONTOV Says:

    There is never enough money to spend on wine and women – nor enough time!

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